Starting to feel much better.
*Cough cough*
Why does everything look like Trix Yogurt (tm)?
Sue: I may wear this dress to a banquet or opening ceremony. Also…
Mary: A lot of the accessories are super-powerfully enchanted, so we have to be careful.
I don’t know what Sue’s last prank was, but…
A third of the castle rooms have been coated in a strange orange slime.
Not to mention the mess their pranks made of the bathrooms…
I’ll have to spike their drinks to knock them out, before they cause an even bigger mess for me to clean up.
…That stuff is definitely going to stain…
WHY did you reroute the shower plumbing to the crude oil reserves, Sister? It surprised me so much, I accidentally lit it and incinerated everything in the bathroom!
Mark my words, you will pay dearly for this!
Clearly, my dear sister doesn’t understand the art of war! Spiders? I ain’t scared of spiders anymore!
Let’s see how she likes it when the toilets reverse gravity when flushed!
I have replaced Sister’s coffee beans with a jar of spiders. Let’s see if she notices.
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Attention, ponies. I’ve unearthed something great and terrible. Something that will rock the foundations of this world. I had to keep it hidden until now, but…I think it’s time.
Yes, from now on, this blog will be dedicated to Sue’s secret erotica fanfiction. Featuring Twilight Sparkle, of course.
Furthermore, all future questions will be answered in text! Enjoy!